1:11 pm
My coworker just gave me her leftover SASHIMI because it tasted “too fishy.” My boss also wanted it at first , but she’s not allowed to eat it because she’s pregnant. My other coworker didn’t want it either because she doesn’t eat raw fish. I love my office.
2:15 pm
coworker discovers my secret.
IM from K at 2:15 pm: do you not eat if there’s no free food?
shit.