HAPPY ST PADDY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest thing about holidays is free food and free booze. Like today, we had a St. Paddy’s party at the office featuring traditional Irish foods such as chips and guac/queso/salsa, blondie bars, chocolate chip cookies, green cupcakes, Swedish fish, and pineapple punch with a splash of Cruzan Rum. I was stuffed and happy as a frog.
The only thing that dampened my mood all day was the fact that I forgot to wear green, which I realized with a DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this morning when I was walking to work and noticed drunk middle aged old couples wearing all green with beers in their hands.
I think this is the first year since 1989 that I forgot to wear green – last year I was all green bartending at the Kong, serving my “green clovers” and green Bud Lights, wearing my green top, green Senor Frog’s beads and “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” four leaf clover headband.
This year, I wore a gray top, jeans and glasses. I’m such a loser.
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