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Thursday 6/4

4 Jun

A very tempting offer today:

5:48 PM M: YOU NEED TO START AN URTAK!

I WILL BUY YOU ONE MEAL!

me: this is very tempting

M: I will up the offer

5:49 PM I will pay you a bounty of $1 per head

that is to say

if 50 people sign up

I will buy you $50 of food

so you and I could potentially be feasting at the finest restaurants

5:50 PM of course there is a baseline of you totally full regardless

5:56 PM me: are you serious

i don’t want you to do that

5:57 PM M: if you get 100 signups

I would be delighted to feast with you

I would be elated

5:59 PM http://www.roadfood.com/Photos/1475.jpg

thats what they serve at peter luger

6:06 PM me: YES I KNOW DERICIOUS!!!!

ok i will start my own urtak tonight

M: nice!

6:10 PM you will be feasting!

In conclusion, please help the poverexic fund: http://urtak.com/u/poverexia

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BOSS BOUGHT ME LUNCH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT WAS CHINESE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so incredible, I got L3 lunch special beef with broccoli with pork fried rice for $4.15 from King Wok!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are Tasty King and King Wok so rearry dericiousssss!!!!!!!! This was a battle of the Kings — please observe a conversation later this evening with roomamte L:

me: BOSS BOUGHT ME CHINESE FOOD TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L: GASPPPPPP!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU GET?!?!??!?!??!?!?

me: L3 LUNCH SPECIAL BEEF WITH BROCCOLI WITH PORK FRIED RICE AND IT WAS ONLY $4.15!!!!!!!!!

L: OMG!!!!!!! WAS IT BETTER THAN TASTY KING?!??!??!?!

me: I DON’T KNOW I CAN’T DECIDE!??!??!??!??!

L: wait…… was that all you got for $4.15 though

me: yeah…….. 😦 no wonton soup with King Wok lunch special 😦

L: so it’s NOT a better deal than Tasty King lunch special

me: yeah no……….. Tasty King winner.

TASTY KING WINNER.

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Tuesday 6/2

2 Jun

I have been experiencing some massive headaches since Saturday’s Crawfish Boil, but now I’m starting to think they’re hunger headaches, rather than crawfish headaches. I guess I essentially haven’t eaten in 72 hours, given I was too nauseated to do so on Sunday, and I was too busy to eat yesterday or today. Chips Ahoy and sour patch continue to be my breakfast, lunch and dinner, accompanied by countless cups of Starbucks coffee and an occassional chocolate biscuit. I am hoping for some free lunch at the office tomorrow before I become a carbon copy of Starvin Marvin.