Thursday 6/4

4 Jun
A very tempting offer today:
5:48 PM M: YOU NEED TO START AN URTAK!
I WILL BUY YOU ONE MEAL!
me: this is very tempting
M: I will up the offer
5:49 PM I will pay you a bounty of $1 per head
that is to say
if 50 people sign up
I will buy you $50 of food
so you and I could potentially be feasting at the finest restaurants
5:50 PM of course there is a baseline of you totally full regardless
5:56 PM me: are you serious
i don’t want you to do that
5:57 PM M: if you get 100 signups
I would be delighted to feast with you
I would be elated
thats what they serve at peter luger
6:06 PM me: YES I KNOW DERICIOUS!!!!
ok i will start my own urtak tonight
M: nice!
6:10 PM you will be feasting!
In conclusion, please help the poverexic fund: http://urtak.com/u/poverexia
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