Yesterday was my boss J’s last day in the office. 😦 It was a sad day, but the happiest part was that I inherited all her food. Boss J was known for her entire cardboard box full of goodies, and I was known for my bottomless pit of a stomach, so we were really compatible at work. When she left, she literally left the entire box at my desk because she knew none of the other girls would take it. YES. I WILL TAKE IT.
When I opened the box, it was like Christmas morning, except better. Because I stopped getting gifts for Christmas the year I stopped believing in Santa. Which was when I was like 18.
Anyway.
The box contained beautiful presents like Kashi cereal, canned soup, one of those big containers of oatmeal, a jar of soybutter, a jar of almond butter, a half-eaten bag of cinnamon raisin bread, a box of Altoids, a bottle of vitamin C tablets and a bottle of multivitamins, among other things that I hadn’t even uncovered yet.
This should probably last me the rest of Q1 2010. My squirrel cheeks are stored sooo full of nuts right now.
SQUIRREL!!!!!! I just met you and I love you.
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