Saturday 1/10

5:24pm

I learn that my wonderful roommate is COOKING DINNER FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOGMOGMGASDFKJHASKDJHF  The menu: STEAK, SALAD, SCALLOPS.  I think I just shat my pants.

7:05pm

Friends want to go see Bride Wars.  FUCK.  I really want to see that movie. But CAN’T. ROOMMATE IS MAKING STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Steak >>> Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson.