11:37 am
Bananas are the fruit of the week at the office! So I went bananas and took 4 for breakfast. There are still some left, so I’ll probably take 4 more for lunch.
8:16 pm
Starving and only had a few bites of leftover salad and pasta at work. I check out our fridge and the only thing leftover in our fridge is a Yuengling, so I grab that for dinner while watching Deja Vu with G. G then makes a lovely comment about how I look like a guy – plopped down in front of the TV on the couch, beer in hand resting on arm of couch, mouth slightly open in a daze, legs stretched out and spread out. In an effort to seem more feminine, I snag a few ciggies with G and L to further suppress my appetite.
8:43 pm
L and I are delighted that G decides to order Chinese while I finish my beer dinner and L finishes his wine dinner. Food arrives and G starts reaching into the brown bag. “Who wants my—–”
ME.
Score! White rice. How come no one ever wants it?? L teaches me a delightful trick of mixing duck sauce and soy sauce into white rice to enhance its flavor.
8:59 pm
LOST IN T MINUS ONE. In the words of Jenna Maroney, EVERYONE SHUT UP, SHUT YOUR MOUTHS.