12:47 pm
After finishing the 3 oranges I stole yesterday for today’s breakfast, my boss gave me HER LEFTOVER MAC & CHEESE RIGHT AFTER OUR CLIENT CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:34 pm
AN ENTIRE BOX OF COOKIES IN THE CAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:35 pm
All the cookies gone. Luckily I snagged 3 and immediately stuffed them in my face.
3:40 pm
An all-staff email from EVP C:
Hi all,
Just left a box of delicious cookies from the Austin office on the cafe counter — Enjoy!
Best,
C
Way ahead of you C, way ahead of you. You clearly underestimate us.
6:38 pm
TWO LEFTOVER MINI CUPCAKES ON THE CAFE COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel bad so I only take one. I go to the bathroom and decide that if the other cupcake is still there by the time I walk back, I get to take it.
6:41 pm
Walking back from the bathroom … Dammit. Cupcake gone. Jesus people are quick around here.
Just then, coworker D walks by — “L, I left you a treat on your desk! Have a good night!”
Gasp! I run back to my desk … CUPCAKE.
9:12 pm
ROOMMATE G BRINGS HOME HALF A DOZEN DUNKIN’ DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has been a sweet day.
Poverexic in NYC 