Wednesday 3/25

25 Mar

12:47 pm

After finishing the 3 oranges I stole yesterday for today’s breakfast, my boss gave me HER LEFTOVER MAC & CHEESE RIGHT AFTER OUR CLIENT CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:34 pm

AN ENTIRE BOX OF COOKIES IN THE CAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:35 pm

All the cookies gone.  Luckily I snagged 3 and immediately stuffed them in my face.

3:40 pm

An all-staff email from EVP C:

Hi all,

Just left a box of delicious cookies from the Austin office on the cafe counter — Enjoy!

Best,

C

Way ahead of you C, way ahead of you.  You clearly underestimate us.

6:38 pm

TWO LEFTOVER MINI CUPCAKES ON THE CAFE COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I feel bad so I only take one.  I go to the bathroom and decide that if the other cupcake is still there by the time I walk back, I get to take it.

6:41 pm

Walking back from the bathroom … Dammit.  Cupcake gone.  Jesus people are quick around here.

Just then, coworker D walks by — “L, I left you a treat on your desk!  Have a good night!”

Gasp!  I run back to my desk … CUPCAKE.

9:12 pm

ROOMMATE G BRINGS HOME HALF A DOZEN DUNKIN’ DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been a sweet day.

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