10:35 am
ORANGES ARE THE FRUIT OF THE WEEK AT THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of oranges I’ve eaten as of 10:35 am : 4
Percent intake of Vitamin C as of 10:35 am : 800
Risk of acidic overdose as of 10:35 am : 75%
Number of oranges I’ve stashed for tomorrow : 3
4:43 pm
LEFTOVER PIZZA IN THE OFFICEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am really ecstatic because it’s tomato basil mozarella. I am really upset because I literally just finished my thing of ramen literally 2 minutes ago. If I had been alerted to the free pizza boxes 5 minutes earlier, I wouldn’t have opened a new thing of ramen and would have an extra thing of ramen for another day. Moving forward — in the words of Tracy Morgan from “REALLY!?! with Tracy Morgan” — I really really really REALLY don’t want you to do this. REALLY.
9:21 pm
Total of items I’ve consumed today:
4 fresh oranges
1 ramen (chicken flavor)
1 pizza slice (tomato basil mozarella)
Poverexic in NYC 