This was just another one of those typical weekends.
On Saturday I had my usual beef and broccoli with white rice from Tasty King as soon as I woke up at 1pm. Then, the entire rest of the day, literally all I did was watch TV and fall asleep, watch TV and fall asleep, then watch TV and fall asleep. As I’ve mentioned in a previous blog entry, this is a key tactic for poverexics — sleeping through the entire weekend ensures you use up as few calories as possible (ie, save them up for later) and thus decreases the degree of hunger you feel. When I woke up from my nap(s) circa 9pm, all I needed was a beer to fill my tummy and I was golden.
The night got better when CM gave me a full beer that someone didn’t want at Sweet & Vicious, then we went to Grassroots where beers are $3, then we went to McDonalds at 3am where CG proceeded to order 30 chicken nuggets and fries. I helped him out some. But my poverexia’s worst enemy is my extremely slow eating speed. You would think that I would have learned by now to eat at lightening fast speed, but I am just so slow, ugh. (This really hit home for me in college when I was dead last in a campus hot dog eating contest. :() I was trying to chug those chicken nuggets, but I was only through 8 (and A only wanted 6) when CG was already at nugget #14 and then grabs the last 2 in my box of 10. Sigh. I really can’t complain, though, since CG put all the nuggets on his card. So really it was a great win of a night for me.
On Sunday I had my usual beef and broccoli with white rice from Tasty King as soon as I woke up at 1pm. Then, the entire rest of the day, literally all I did was watch TV and fall asleep, watch TV and fall asleep, then watch TV and fall asleep.
Yes, I did just copy and paste from above.