I was so hungry all day today. This is what happens when someone who isn’t used to eating a lot suddenly eats a shitload over an extended period of time. When my poverexic stomach is teased with enormous amounts of food, especially sushi, it just wants more. Today for lunch I had one of my Annie Chun just-add-hot-water noodle bowls, and I was still starving.
When I got home, I immediately ordered a chicken and broccoli with white rice and was so hungry that I was deliriously yelling at the Tasty King delivery boy over the phone to get me a “chicken and beef.” CHICKEN AND BEEF WAH, they yelled. CHICKEN-AND-BEEF, I yelled back. YAH BUT CHICKEN AND BEEF WAH. CHIICCKKEENNN ANDDDD BEEEFFFFFF. It took me like 10 minutes to realize that what I had meant to say was “chicken and broccoli” and I just kept yelling “chicken and beef” into the poor boy’s ear and probably confused the hell out of him. I was so hungry I was craving two types of meat.
When the chicken and broccoli came, I literally scarfed it down in like 10 minutes. I was still hungry, so I ate the rest of roommate K’s teriyaki chicken. I was still hungry, so I went to the fridge to eat my last remaining Magnolia cupcake from my birthday one month ago when GASP WHAT! I discovered it was gone. I let out a distress yelp and roommate L comes out of his room and asks what’s wrong. CUPCAKE GONE! I cry. “Oh, I threw it out today because there was gray mold on one half of the cupcake and green mold on the other half. Should I not have thrown it out?” I shook my head and pouted.
Saddened, roommate K and I decided instead to defrost a huge king size Reese’s piece and eat it for dessert. Notice it is nearly the size of K’s iPhone.
King Size Reese's
I still hungry. 😦
Poverexic in NYC 