With Halloween quickly approaching, I have been brainstorming all these ideas like any other girl would. Naturally, I’m contemplating different foods I can dress up as. Three years ago I was a burrito, and I might do it again — here I was with my fav dirty martini extra dirty with extra olives from Grafton:
Burrito
This may be the most genius, cheapest costume I’ve ever come up with — it is literally just wrapping myself in aluminum foil. As N pointed out, “it will be pretty funny when some dude rips that off you later in the night and then you have nothing to wear home the next day.” YES. Another great reason to reuse this costume.
Here’s another food idea — this is my nephew last Halloween:
Sushi Roll
And here was the rest of my family on Halloween:
Sushi Fam
I’m just kidding. Neither of those photos are my family members. Although I DO really like those costume ideas.
Here’s one last idea — this is roommate L and the lobster he cooked last weekend:
Baby Lobster
DERICIOUS ROBSTER. I JUST WANT TO DIP IT IN BUTTER AND EAT IT. WITH A SIDE OF RICE.
Other than getting laid, here’s my other main motivation for needing to come up with an incred costume — an all-staff email that came through today with a bunch of unnecessary details about a Halloween party AND THEN THIS:
Win some great prizes, including $50 Starbucks gift certificate for best costume and best cubicle decoration.
$50 STARBUCKS GIFT CERTIFICATE!!!!!!!! THINK HOW MANY SCONES I CAN BUY WITH THAT!!!!!!!!! Probably only 5, but that should last me one week. M-O-T-I-V-A-T-E.
Poverexic in NYC 