Literally all my roommates and I did this weekend was eat, sleep, drink, eat, sleep, drink. This was a weekend full of sodium. And oddly enough we were all on the same odd sleeping schedule. On Saturday we woke up at noon, ordered Tasty (I got lunch special sesame chicken with white rice and a diet Coke), then went back to sleep until 6pm at which point we watched about 3 movies on HBO before going out to Loreley which has amazing wiener schnitzel. I hadn’t had dinner yet (per the usual) so I took a slice of bread from M and stole the rest of O’s wiener schnitzel, sauerkraut, french fries and salad while I distracted him with talks of gang bangs and good porn. I don’t think he even noticed I took all his food he was so engaged in conversation. But I knew he wasn’t going to eat it, so it was okay in my mind.
On Sunday we woke up at noon, ordered Tasty (I got combination boneless spare ribs with pork fried rice and an egg roll), watched a few movies, then went back to sleep until 4:30pm at which point we ordered yet another meal from Big Daddy’s because roommate K really wanted some fried cookie dough and pecan waffles with bananas, I really wanted a Hangover Helpler smoothie, and roommate L really wanted a chicken licken sandy. After filling our bellies we went right back to sleep until 9pm at which point roommates M and L ordered some dericiously prump soups from Prump Dumpring, and M gave me his leftover dumpring soup including 2.5 dumprings.
My usual strategy behind sleeping all day is that when you’re sleeping, you aren’t hungry and spending money on food. Unfortunately that was counterproductive today, given the sleeping this weekend made us even more hungry and made us order 3 huge meals every 4.5 hours. Growing up, my mom used to always tell me that if you go to sleep right after eating, you turn into a cow when you wake up. Thinking back on this now, I realize that she may or may not have been telling the truth.
Poverexic in NYC 