My roommates and I are super psyched for the season finale of GLEE tomorrow. I got a preview of the Glee Cast rendition of Kelly Clarkson’s ‘My Life Would Suck Without You’ and nearly had a heart attack. With all this excitement, roommate K suggested we have a Glee-themed roommate dinner. GASPPPPPP GLEE-THEMED DINNERRRRRR WHATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT *IS* THAT?!??!?!??!???!?!???! I immediately think of slurpees because that’s the only Glee-themed food I can think of. I immediately get shot down by roommate L who has a much more creative mind than I do — an email from L:
Some options:
Duets of chicken and beefChicken medallions (like awards)Pigs in a blanket (pregnancy theme)Creme brulee (gayness theme… i.e. you’re having my baby, what a lovely way of saying that you’re thinking of me)Fish (cause the Scales)But what I was really thinking was steak prepared 3 ways — 3 different types of beef, so it’s like SECTIONALS.oh man, why aren’t I on top chef
I DON’T KNOW L. I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE NOT ON TOP CHEF. THIS WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAD EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. And then roommmate K followed up with yet another brilliant idea: MASH-UP POTATOES. HOLY CRAP. WHAT IS THIS, JOURNAL?!??!?!?!?!?!
Poverexic in NYC 