Tuesday 3/23/10

23 Mar

So I’m a bridesmaid in 4 weddings this year: J’s this past January, my puta J’s in August, K’s in October and D’s in April.  I’M SUPER PSYCHED, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE 2 OF THEM ARE JEW WEDDINGS.  But I’m especially excited because that means 4 rehearsal dinners, 4 bridesmaids luncheons, 4 cocktail hours and 4 wedding dinners ALL WITH AMAZING FOOD.  I still salivate thinking about J’s rehearsal dinner with cornbread stuffed quail and filet mignon and incred hors d’oeuvres.  I tried to get my puta J to cater from our favorite all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant next door to the Four Seasons for her cocktail hour, but unfortunately my idea got turned down.

BUT!!!  Here’s what’s up for my puta J’s rehearsal dinner in Dallas:

J: it’s going to be at via real – across the street from four seasons – upscale southwestern
me: OHHHHHHHH
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DERICIOUSSSSSSSSS
whats the food?!?!??!?!
TELL MEEEEEEEEEE
J: hahahah
the main course will be choice of
Sautéed jumbo shrimp in a citrus-garlic mojo salsa on cilantro potatoes with garlic asparagus
Grilled chicken breast, sherry-cilantro cream sauce, Spanish rice and fresh vegetables
fajitas, Chicken or beef, sautéed onions and peppers, pico de gallo, and borracho beans
8 oz salmon filet drizzled with coconut jalapeno sauce and set on top of cilantro
Zucchini and squash enchiladas with sour cream and queso sauces or fresh spinach with sautéed onions
and tomatoes with tomatillo and sour cream sauces, black beans and Mexican corn
or
6 oz. Filet paired with gulf shrimp golden Yukon potatoes,
fresh vegetables and our house steak sauce
and there will be beer, wine, margaritas… i think we are going to do fajita nachos for appetizers and guacamole of course
me: HOLY SHIT WHAT
WAIT WHAT
HEY
J: what what what
me: WAIT
CAN YOU EXPLAIN
WAIT
i don’t understand, we get a choice of like 8 entrees to choose from?
J: SIIIIIIIIII
me: HOLY CRAP
WHAT
J: you don’t have to pick in advance
me: THAT MAKES THE DECISION SO DIFFICULT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT
OMG
J: i mean there will be a menu at the dinner
me: OH NO
J: and you pick then
me: I DON’T KNOW
I WANT ALL!!!!!
J: IT’S OTAY YOU HAVE 6 MONTHS TO DECIDE!!!!!!!!!
me: are there any anorexic ppl at your wedding
like who should i sit next to at the dinner

WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love jew.

For more info on the wedding, please visit http://www.theknot.com/ourwedding/myputa&mrpotato

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