Tuesday 3/23/10

So I’m a bridesmaid in 4 weddings this year: J’s this past January, my puta J’s in August, K’s in October and D’s in April.  I’M SUPER PSYCHED, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE 2 OF THEM ARE JEW WEDDINGS.  But I’m especially excited because that means 4 rehearsal dinners, 4 bridesmaids luncheons, 4 cocktail hours and 4 wedding dinners ALL WITH AMAZING FOOD.  I still salivate thinking about J’s rehearsal dinner with cornbread stuffed quail and filet mignon and incred hors d’oeuvres.  I tried to get my puta J to cater from our favorite all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant next door to the Four Seasons for her cocktail hour, but unfortunately my idea got turned down.

BUT!!!  Here’s what’s up for my puta J’s rehearsal dinner in Dallas:

J: it’s going to be at via real – across the street from four seasons – upscale southwestern

me: OHHHHHHHH

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

DERICIOUSSSSSSSSS

whats the food?!?!??!?!

TELL MEEEEEEEEEE

J: hahahah

the main course will be choice of

Sautéed jumbo shrimp in a citrus-garlic mojo salsa on cilantro potatoes with garlic asparagus

Grilled chicken breast, sherry-cilantro cream sauce, Spanish rice and fresh vegetables

fajitas, Chicken or beef, sautéed onions and peppers, pico de gallo, and borracho beans

8 oz salmon filet drizzled with coconut jalapeno sauce and set on top of cilantro

Zucchini and squash enchiladas with sour cream and queso sauces or fresh spinach with sautéed onions
and tomatoes with tomatillo and sour cream sauces, black beans and Mexican corn

or

6 oz. Filet paired with gulf shrimp golden Yukon potatoes,
fresh vegetables and our house steak sauce

and there will be beer, wine, margaritas… i think we are going to do fajita nachos for appetizers and guacamole of course

me: HOLY SHIT WHAT

WAIT WHAT

HEY

J: what what what

me: WAIT

CAN YOU EXPLAIN

WAIT

i don’t understand, we get a choice of like 8 entrees to choose from?

J: SIIIIIIIIII

me: HOLY CRAP

WHAT

J: you don’t have to pick in advance

me: THAT MAKES THE DECISION SO DIFFICULT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT

OMG

J: i mean there will be a menu at the dinner

me: OH NO

J: and you pick then

me: I DON’T KNOW

I WANT ALL!!!!!

J: IT’S OTAY YOU HAVE 6 MONTHS TO DECIDE!!!!!!!!!

me: are there any anorexic ppl at your wedding

like who should i sit next to at the dinner

WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I love jew.

For more info on the wedding, please visit http://www.theknot.com/ourwedding/myputa&mrpotato