Tomorrow is LOST and it’s become our weekly tradition for the twins to cook dinner and for roommate K and I to bring home beer. Tomorrow I will bring home the kill.
me: tomorrow for lost watching i want to buy food – it has long been my turnwhat do you think of rabbit tartare!??!??!?!?combining our 2 passions?!??!L: WhaaaaaaaaaWHAAAAAis that even possibleme: i don’t know, is iti ask youL: let me checknopeme: dammit! why?!??!L: there is not one match on googleme: wtfi meani have had venison tartareL: it makes sensebut rabbit is like a rodentme: ew don’t say that pleaseL: also, i dont know where to buy rabbitme: wherever K bought itmaybe i can buy both rabbit and steakand we can cook the rabbit and tartare the steakis that too effortful on your part. since i will not be the one preparing the food.L: nothing is too effortfuli love cookingme: ok so i will buy rabbit and steakL: i will figure out a way to cook itme: wait whatwe have already cooked rabbit beforeL: nope, that’s why i’m going to find a way howme: wait whatwe did, like 2 weeks ago rememberK bought rabbit and you cooked it and you said it was the best thing you had ever cooked in your lifeL: K bought ducknever rabbitme: OHHHHHHDUCKok that’s what i meant thenthey are all the same deliciousness to meL: that shit is crazy goodme: i can’t believe i remembered that as rabbitL: hahahahahahi canbecause in your mind it’s all one animal— DERICIOUSme: hahahhahah yesan animal called Mr. Dericious
Speaking of dericious, friends spent the weekend at a wedding with the most incred sounding food. Unfortunately for me, this was the 3rd wedding I have been disinvited from in my life. Why this keeps happening to me is beyond me.
me: was there steakpuffy tacos?F: corn souflee, beef wellington, little gorditas, sweet potato friescrab seviche in a halved avocadome: SHUT YOUR MOUTHF: shrimp something, carnitas and tortillas, cactus shaped cakes… blue bell ice cream cart with waffle bowlsme: WHAT GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F: some crazy mushroom sautee station with other veggies… top notch bar… and a mojito stationme: O !!!M !!!G !!!