Thursday 5/14

14 May

GASP BACON LUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO WANTS IT WHO WANTS IT WHO WANTS IT

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Here was another 16-hour day.  All day today I was so groggy because our coffee machine was broken again.  What is up with all these broken drink machines, this is completely unacceptable.  Luckily I had some leftover KFC biscuits with gravy from Sunday night to energize me and they were mmm mmm delicious!!!  Just two minutes in the microwave and they come out piping hot like popovers.

Kinda.

No, really, though, they really were fine, which is the point I’ve been trying to get across for years now — some people are so grossed out by leftovers and there’s really just no need for such silly-poo.  As long as you heat it up, anything’s fine!  Really.

The day got so much better than my two leftover KFC biscuits.  Later in the day there were two meetings that ended simultaneously and I ate so much meat.  I was so happy.  There were roast beef sandwiches, salami, proscuitto, bacon (LUBE?!??!?!), pasta, salad and fruit.  I ate so healthy.  I stashed three plates of food and paced myself finishing one plate at a time every 3 hours at 3pm, 6pm and 9pm.  By the time I left work I was exhausted but happy as a fat chick.

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