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Baconnaise
Some comments I received from sending this around:
K: ew. that’s a bit much. (what????????)
N: bacon mayo… makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it. (WHAT?!??!???!!)
A: I saw that on Jay Leno. (oh.)
J: the people who created this went to school with a bunch of my friends out here. (!?!??!!???!??!?!?! SHUT UP)
me: I just squirted. (tehehe)