Today was a CLOSE CALL. At 11:45am I was starving so was getting up to make my usual ramen, when right then I catch a glimpse of an incoming email from our admin with subject line ORDERING LUNCH FOR THE TEAM – PLEASE SEND ME YOUR MENU CHOICES BY NOON
GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK. OPEN. GASPPPPPPPPPP TODAY’S SPECIALS CURRIED CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!! LUNCH ON MANAGERSSSSSSSSSSSS FRIDAYYYYYY HAPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank heavens I didn’t make my ramen!
N:
so i really like your blog
but i have to say, you should cool it on the increds and exclamation points
the topic works well enough without all that crap
me:
thank you for your feedback
but i will choose to ignore it
N: OK
you should seriously consider it tho
me: i feel that increds and exclamation points capture the essence of who i am
and i would never get rid of that
N: ok, but do you need 15 exclamation points?
won’t like three do?
me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N:
reading your blog makes me want to send you food
me: feel free to do so
Poverexic in NYC 