Sunday 8/16

16 Aug

Last night was awesome which meant today was awful.  After an incred champagne party where everyone got their own bottle of champagne on top of open bar all night, I woke up at 9am to a splitting headache and nauseating feeling in my tummy.  Uh oh.  Not again.  I have always been known for my incred vomiting skills that are like Pringles — once I pop I can’t stop.  After that first hurl I was throwing up twice an hour every hour from 9am-3pm.  I couldn’t even take my Excedrin because I knew I’d puke it up.  I knew the only thing that would make me feel better was my Tasty King lunch special — this time chicken and broccoli with white rice with wonton soup (in an effort to be healthier than my usual beef and broccoli with pork fried rice with wonton soup).  I was cutting it close since their lunch special ends at 4pm.

I ordered right at 3pm, but then something terrible happened.  When the food arrived, I took one look at it, and I had to hurl again.  Oh no.  I was so ashamed that I had done such a terrible thing to Tasty.  How offensive.  I am so sorry I threw up at you.  I was so upset that I crawled back into bed until 4:30pm, when I finally felt ok enough to go back and apologize to Tasty and start eating my wonton soup and chicken and broccoli with white rice.  The only good thing about days like these is that I always end up eating only one meal all day, which means that with Friday’s free dinner at work, yesterday’s free Shabbat brunch and today’s $5.50 Tasty King, all I spent all weekend was $5.50.  Another successful weekend.

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