So, roommates K and L and I have been apartment hunting because our lease is up at the end of October. Here’s my main concern about leaving Stuy Town: Will Tasty King deliver to wherever we move to. I don’t know. Will they even recognize me if I am no longer associated with Apt 10B. I just don’t know. Will they continue to give me free fortune cookies if we no longer live across the street. I really don’t know. These are questions I do not have the answers to, and that scares me.
To be honest we aren’t looking more than a 10 block radius from where we currently live. We wouldn’t dare go above 18th St (too far from anywhere we would go out), we don’t even want to think about going to Ave C (people are poorer there than I am), I hate the LES (weird people with dark makeup and skinny jeans), and we would never go west of Union Square (I hate the West side). One would think chances of Tasty King delivering to anywhere within the East Village are pretty high, but they literally have one poor little guy who’s older than my grandpa riding around on a broken down bicycle delivering these lunch specials. So I just don’t know.
Today I sadly ordered my usual lunch special chicken and broccoli with white rice, knowing that this may be one of my last few moments with Tasty. I was pretty upset over this until I turned on the TV and saw the most incred burger on Man v. Food — it was a burger that – instead of using burger buns – they used KRISPY KREME DONUTS as the buns and put bacon and cheese on the burger sandwiched between melting glazed Krispy Kreme donuts.
Krispy Kreme Burger
Then I was happy again.
Poverexic in NYC 