Last night I came home and remembered how much I had missed my roommates — it had practically been since before Christmas that I had seen them. It was negative 50 degrees outside and I come home to the smell of homemade soup simmering on the stove with 2 huge bottles of wine next to the TV. Roommate M was making his specialty tomato soup that’s apparently super healthy and simple — it’s literally just tomatoes and onions and a bunch of spices including basil, salt and pepper. With a dollop of creme fraiche of course. I’VE BEEN SO HEALTHY LATELY!!!
Then roommate M asks me the oddest question ever: “Do you want just a grilled cheese sandwich, or do you want a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon?”
UHHHHHHHH do I want a $10 bill or do I want a $100 bill?!?!??! I mean what kind of question is that?!??!?! UHHHHHHH HAROOOOO PREASSSEEEEEE.
And as if grilled cheese bacon sandwich dipped in fresh tomato soup with creme fraiche wasn’t good enough, roommate L then comes out of the kitchen with a plate full of delicious little babies:
BEST ROOMMATES EVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!