WHAT THE! gchat from my puta J’s friend K:
K: hey! you probably don’t remember me, I’m J’s friend from law school, we met at her engagement party. because i read poverexia, i now feel compelled to share the following amazing information with you: when my coworker and I were walking down the street we saw a sign for “doughnut ice cream sandwich” and we felt compelled to get this thing. it is a freshly-made doughnut, cut in half, insert whatever ice cream your heart desires (and not just one scoop, there’s like three scoops in there), top with remaining doughnut, cover in hot caramel/chocolate/icing and top with crunchy and amazing toppings. we had milky way ice cream in the doughnut and caramel sauce with crumbled andes mint chocolate bits all over the place. it was amazing. i feel like i’m going to have a coronary any minute. figured in the spirit of crazygood food you might enjoy knowing that this exists.
me: O!!!
M!!!
G!!!
HOLY SHIT
THAT SOUNDS INCRED
K: it’s pretty freaking good although no joke i feel like i’m going to die
me: HOLY SHIT
was it everything you dreamed it would be
K: and more
me: OMG I WANT ONE NOW
i wonder if my roommate can make that
K: as long as you get the right donut
i think a cake doughnut is best
maybe if you make your own
me: wait hold on a second, important question
WHERE EXACTLY WAS THIS
K: btw 53 and 52 on 9th ave
it’s a tiny place called “Holey Cream”
I immediately looked it up — here’s what it looks like:
Donut Ice Cream
HOLEY @*#&$^%@&@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poverexic in NYC 