Before the NBA finals, A (who is from Florida) made a bet with S (who is from Dallas) re: Mavs vs. Heat. At this point, pre-NBA finals, I didn’t care all that much. I had low hopes for Dallas (since they never win anything), and I was kinda rooting for the Heat to be honest because they were top dog. Anyway, the bet was this: if the Heat won, A would owe S a “Miami-themed” dinner — i.e., Cuban. If Mavs won, S would owe A and her bf B a Tex Mex dinn–WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT. A-N-D her bf B…?? Ok, B had nothing to do with this bet- why did he get to go in on a free dinner deal?!?!??! So, I got myself into this free dinner deal by “siding” with the Mavs. Fab!! If Mavs won, A owed S AND ME a free dinner. I instantly became a Mavs fan.
Well you know it! Sunday was victory dinner — hooray Mavs. We didn’t end up having Cuban in honor of Mark Cuban, but B did make us a beautiful home cooked meal of bbq salmon, fried okra, refried beans, and chips with homemade guac with tons of beer. As a good guest, S brought homemade peas with bacon, and I as a good guest brought 4 Argentine cookies that I had offered to P back in college as an “I’m sorry” gift for stealing his virginity. No one else thought it was amusing that that was my contribution to dinner.
BBQ Salmon
Victory Dinner
Dinner was absolutely delicious, and it was one of the healthiest dinners I’ve had in a while. Hit pretty much all the food groups. No one ate my tainted cookies but luckily A had some fresh strawberries for dessert. With free dinner ending with Game of Thrones season finale, it was truly a perfect night. Even though my fav character Khal Drogo died, it’s comforting to know his spirit still lives on in Tyson Chandler’s cock.
Poverexic in NYC 